The Feds got rid of cash (to track every purchase, remember?), but city wifi networks aren’t too bad so some homeless folks are taking Cash App now. They have better success in the first-ring suburbs like Bloomington and St. Louis Park than in Minneapolis. Capitalists have reclaimed and privatized the city now, the broke are in the midst of migrating out.
It’s been a year since we sent troops to Taiwan. No one has confirmed whether the American Airline software crash was an internal failure or a cyberattack from Beijing, but it’s safe to say the anti-China sentiment is at an all time high. There’s pretty much no computer chips again so this new Toyota Corolla I copped is like $820 a month. Plenty of random shit I get at the grocery store just be out for weeks now. At least I got this $5 mango on sale!!!
Our cousins out in Phoenix just got their Costco water tank delivery robbed. It happens. They’re insured so it’s no biggie, just sad to think people can’t afford stuff like that. My kids can’t believe it used to be free.
The Rock is working hard to undo a lot of what Trump did in his second term. Well, at least that’s what the White House is saying. It seems like some of Trump’s economic policies are actually kind of popular, so for the most part President Johnson goes to international leader events and denounces things Trump said. The Rock also made school lunch free federally, but the same companies that do prison food have been subsidized to do school food soooo there’s that. I guess it streamlines the process and minimizes inequity between public school districts? Idk.
Signs of the times I guess.
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